Json Bourne
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Jsus Christ its Json Brne!
“Matt Daemon!”
In ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.
Oh man. Missed opportunity! I'll do that on my next mug!
S(😀) 2>&1 &
Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.
I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.
Technically an empty array [] is valid JSON...so...
Proof:
["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.
I genuinely saw [] and not {}...
Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.
Termux
Jake Weary was better
Yeah, {} should be [] so it would look something like this:
["
"]
Could double entendre it and do
[["😃", 0],
[0, "😃"]]
For a JSON Bourne Identity
He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉
Me neither, but I bet it's still valid JS syntax
Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷♂️
This is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I'll let it slide.
Sudo systemctl restart mattd.service
Jesus Christ
No, you're thinking of this guy:
Hello there!
That's a swede or something.
It's Jason Bourne
I'm out of the loop. Who is this?
Matt Damon
Matt Damon
MHAT DHAAAAMAAAN
Now also print one onto a shell.