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[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I might be dumb here, but pink lemonade is made from the bidding flowers from a bush. They are very tart and taste like lemon because they are full of ascorbic acid too. The flower in the bud is pink and makes pink lemonade.

[–] observes_depths@aussie.zone 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Sensible people today: it's pink so it's probably not healthy

New yorkers in the 1900s: it's pink, I MUST have it !!

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 hours ago

New yorkers in the 1900s != sensible

[–] orenj@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

Clown... "stand"..?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Story is probably not true. The pink used to come from red fruit being included.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe the acrobat pants were dyed with fruit color.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe the acrobatic was a grapefruit and he had an accident in his pants

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

That is a great headline.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Clown Bath Water is an untapped market.

[–] dan@upvote.au 21 points 1 day ago

ClownlyFans

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

So, Belle Delpine wasn’t the first to sell bath water.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Reminds me of that episode of Fairly Odd Parents where they discover that a dollop of Cosmo's sweaty socks makes lemonade taste amazing... aaand grant the customer's next wish. It's also the same episode with that clip of Doug Dimmadome that got memed to Hell and back (his first appearance btw)

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 day ago

Modern pink lemonades lack the clown musk, sadly

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm certain it tasted like crack.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Knowing how a several modern drinks got their start, it probably had a decent amount of coke and/or lithium in it.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why geniuses allways die in america ?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most people die sooner or later

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And they all JUST HAPPEN to have been drinking the dihydrogen monoxide chemical found in basically all of our food and drinks? Don't be sheep, educate yourselves!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

It's more complicated than that

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I would think it tasted funny, but I guess people flipped for it.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bearoftheisle@europe.pub 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lack of food safety laws, presumably

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Libertarians in shambles

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago