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[–] stermy4u@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Not a word about why it was thought to be a good idea to bust a nun on her way to church - in uniform.

Well, OK, it is Texas. But even so.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well wait wait wait. You didn't mention her skin color.

Sigh.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sister Leticia Ugboaja

Look, far from me to make assumptions, but I'm thinking it's pretty unlikely this person is white.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Well they could've waited and arrested her when she was heading to the hospital to work as a nurse in uniform. Screwing with nurses have gone well for them

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know these masked fascist cosplay goobers just said to each other "Hey wouldn't it be hilarious of we kidnapped a nun?"

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

like great, let's do something bad to a religious figure in a religious place, cuz what can go wrong

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Nun hunting is the sport of kings

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago