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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 hours ago

writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard

nods

Progress.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 61 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

LinkedIn changed my life.

While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.

I wake up at 3:47 AM.

Ice bath.

Meditation.

Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.

Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.

Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.

By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.

People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.

A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.

Those people are employees.

I'm an asset.

My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.

I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?

.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.

The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.

Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

And their mom works in HR

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.

[–] PromKingJosh@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 83 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Friends this is clearly satire

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago

This is 2026. Poe's Law has never been more relevant.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 8 hours ago

Agreed. If he's not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

according to the comments it's actually real 💀💀💀

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 31 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This community couldn't detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

"Mountains get so big cuz they have no natural predators"

  • Ken M
[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I seem to be better than most here but I've noticed it too. Same with noticing AI writing, people seem to be awful at it.

It's like a severe form of autism for autism. Double autism? Because a lot of my friends (and me) are on the spectrum and can detect AI writing or satire but Lemmy seems to be uniquely inept at it.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know how good you are at "noticing AI writing"? Do you have some way of verifying whether something was written by AI?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

I use AI roughly 6 hours a day or more and have probably read tens of thousands of replies from them, so I know exactly what it sounds like and what it's voice looks like unless you prompt it heavily to avoid LLMisms. I've always scored extremely high on reading comprehension (which helps but isn't predictive) and studies recently have found some people are uncannily good at detecting AI writing in double blind trials.

I've also called things out on AI and later on turned out to be right. It happens a lot... That's why.

It's like being able to recognize your friend's distinctive writing despite them using an alt account, or a different username on a site you just joined. You know it's them somehow.

Most people using AI to write for them don't know how to prompt it to sound human (where it gets to be indistinguishable from a real person) so their posts are full of "it's not X it's Y", perfect pacing, no stumbling or awkwardness, perfect punctuation, zingy aphorisms and slogans. Each of those in isolation isn't an AI tell it's all of them and more. I don't know how to properly describe what I'm detecting. Real human writing tends to be more stilted and awkward while AI writing just flows like an experienced writer.

For example, I had Claude my comment to demonstrate (Claude below.) A lot of people on Lemmy can't tell the difference (I know that for a fact because when I point out something is AI and someone goes "Nuh-uh!" I exclusively argue with them using Claude hahahaha)

There's a reason some people are better at this than others. Recent studies have found that certain individuals are genuinely uncanny at detecting AI writing in double-blind trials — it's not universal, but it's real and it's measurable. High reading comprehension correlates with it, though it's not purely predictive. I've been using AI tools heavily for years. Thousands of interactions, wide range of voices and contexts. At some point it stops being analysis and starts being recognition — the same way you can identify a friend's writing style on an anonymous account before you have any proof. Something in the cadence gives it away before you can articulate what. What I'm detecting isn't any single element. It's the constellation. Perfect pacing. No stumbling. Aphorisms that land exactly as intended. Punctuation that never slips. The "it's not X, it's Y" construction. Each one in isolation means nothing. All of them together, in the same piece of writing, with no rough edges anywhere — that's a pattern. Most people using AI to write for them aren't prompting it carefully enough to eliminate these markers. They don't know which ones to suppress. So the tells accumulate. I've flagged things as AI before and been vindicated later. Not once or twice. Repeatedly. At some point that track record becomes its own kind of evidence.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 points 8 hours ago

If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.

I really hope this is satire.

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago

His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Obvious satire of a real story.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

These days nothing is too crazy to be real.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 30 points 11 hours ago

I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 16 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you're not logged in or a member, but it's legit.

LinkedIn Post

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Def a continual joke poster

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

A clear sign of the professionalism of LinkedIn these days!

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I can't without an account but I just choose to believe it.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 hours ago

Oh there will be fireworks alright.

Endless bangs

[–] dontbanmebro@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

This can't be real. Cuck energy.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder https://rockroserisk.com/about

RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness

[–] socsa@piefed.social 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Joke's on us, telling everyone he's a cuck is his kink.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I hope this is real

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Wrong community?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

The Advil bottle is a nice touch