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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Starchildjohn@leminal.space 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Poetic, but like not in a gross way

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Just like normal words rubbing up against each other like an over-crowded city bus in the middle of summer.

But not in a weird way or anything.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 3 days ago

This is what I imagine Vogon poetry sounds like

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

I could take lessons on how to woo the opposite sex with this style of poetry.

[–] Andaith@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Had absolutely no idea when to stop. Comments probably kept going after the screenshot. 10/10 no notes.

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This sounds like it’s the setup of an Oglaf comic

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm so confused. Is she somehow kissing herself? There doesn't seem to be anybody else involved in this story, it's just her.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

It's actually Neil DeGrasse Tyson's alt account

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My guess is her lips are sticking to each other?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

But in a sexy way. Like two salamanders that have been slathered in Vaseline.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

I'm really happy it's not in a gross way, because for a moment I was grossed out. But they explained it's fine, and I trust them.

I've got sensory issues with goop on my skin. I've also done a lot of kissing, and many of those kisses involved lips coated in cosmetic products.

This, but in the gross way. I won't even kiss my wife if she has lipstick on, 0/10.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What do You mean "face"?