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usb (quokk.au)

submitted 6 days ago by freudian_slop@programming.dev to c/foundsatan@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1022643/usb

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Gotta turn it 3 times, regardless of starting orientation, as is tradition.

[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 20 points 6 days ago

The USB paradox!

[–] lemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's a Schrödinger port, you first have to collapse the superpisition by observation. It cannot be inserted until you look at it.

[–] starik@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Or they have a spin of 3/2.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

1: Oh dang let me flip it around.
2: What the hell!? WHY!!!
3: Oh that’s just great. Thanks a lot you cheeky USB connection.

[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thats perfect for people with weak or injured wrists. Just attempt port 1-2-1 instead of turning USB side up-down-up!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That's the power of positive thinking!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Works great until you want to leave a peripheral plugged in and still use one of the other ports.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow that's awful. /c/AssholeDesign would appreciate this.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago

BadUIbattles would feel embarrassed for the lack of creativity after seeing this

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

I know we all love to make fun of this, but ever since someone pointed out to me that the plastic bar of the USB port is adjacent to the PCB/circuitboard - I’ve been able to plug the suckers in pretty much first try.

But THIS monstrosity on the other hand, is beyond explanation.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Fuck off, Satan.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A truly evil person would stick an HDMI port in there among them. Or perhaps a power-only USB port.

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

No, ethernet. Has to be similar enough shape to allow you to push the connector in