30 years in jail, you filthy terrorist!
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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Believe it or not, straight to jail!
Shoulda laid down some blue fruit roll ups first.
Although, they may have held up better.
Just a sprinkling of blue spirulina
i guess a tray of jello is called shots now
Well, they will be after you cube and remove them from the pan
Yeah this is funny regardless but it's like calling a full bottle a shot
Jello in any type of liquid container is a shot if you're brave enough.
The Lord says I can't have them on account of my liver enzymes but ya'll enjoy I'll have one in a couple of years if my numbers improve and there's a free and lawful election that year.
Trump also fucks children.
Yes, we know, but I don't think you can (or should) try making a dessert out of that.
please note: this statement is not an invitation for you to try.
So that'd be more of a sandwich then? Something similar to a Monte cristo
I feel like any foodstuff with the theme of an old pedophile raping children would be unappetizing. But, then, people eat surstromming, hot dogs of dubious quality, and cheez whiz, so I suppose it could be someone's "yum" out there.
...The Dajjal (the Antichrist) would appear in my Ummah and he would stay (in the world) for forty - I cannot say whether he meant forty days, forty months or forty years. And Allah would then send Jesus son of Mary who would resemble 'Urwa b Mas'ud. He (Jesus Christ) would chase him and kill him.
Patriotic
That’s one large jello shot.
If you have a truly gigantic mouth, sure.
Masterful presentation!
If you measure how much you put in, you can give people an ABA (alcohol by area). This is smart.