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This is actually safe to run, as --no-preserve-root is missing
Doubt deleting everything but root is safe on a production server.
It won't delete anything at all
Oh, checked the manual. Cool, did not know that.
I guess then it should be rm -rf /srv/
That'd probably rattle some managers' cages, yes.
Alternatively, a combination of find /, rand, xarg, and rm could also be fun; delete something randome, and pray it was just a readme file
rm -rf /* should work just fine
Only deleting .ssh for the fuck of it
Not required on BusyBox-based systems, a.k.a. Alpine.
More accurate nowadays:
"Hey Claude my prod server is slow. Here are the credentials. Fix pls /yolo"
When you get laid off, celebrate playing this game. Ensure to practice a few hundred times in order to make sure you win.
As $RANDOM returns 0 to 32767, chance of the command running is not 1 to 5, but 1 to 5.00018311665.
This isn't funny but it did make me add a line to my .bash_aliases