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[–] cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What if I want to watch the uncut version of a film?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe consult your rabbi, imam or other religious figure first

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What if I would rather contact a secular authority figure, like the comptroller?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the comptroller was involved in your circumcision then by all means consult them.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He was as involved in a circumcision of me as anyone else was 🤷🏻

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i didn't know comptrollers had to offer that service. i need a new career, maybe less bureaucracy in this one

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

To add to the rest, the USA is pretty unique for widespread genital mutilation for non-medical and non-religious reasons, so I'd say that if you're not from the USA, and not Muslim or Jewish, you should be fine.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i'm really not sure what that's an endorsement of though. Benny Boy was a freak.

[–] Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Either get good or get dick cheese, i think is what he was saying

[–] Covenant@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

You can buy a code to rent a digital license

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What do they say about prolapsed anuses?

It's a setting when creating your character, just remember to enable it.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're fine, just make sure it doesn't get stuck in the disc tray.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

does your spine not eject at predators?

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hope you've kept them in the freezer.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

oh you haven't had prolapsed anus until you've had bread and butter pickled prolapsed anus

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wait until the biometric copyright age verification dick check.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Jokes on you. I've been storing a massive ton of dick pics acquired from my DMs for this very moment.

"I have nothing to hide"

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't get it. What were they intending to search for?

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

If you're allowed to play GTA6 if your dick got severed or not.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

History shall record this as the first example of how 'AI' caused humans to lose the ability to think.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I had a Slack chat with my developers today. Towards the end of the discussion, one of the developers, who had been active throughout the discussion, asked Claude to summarize it for her. I'm now looking for ways to replace her...

[–] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Taking notes for reference seems like a use AI is halfway decent at. Going by your surprise at its use, they aren't using it wholesale for things it's bad at. Seems like good judgement on the part of your developer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago

You just won't get the hottest girls at the Ultimate Edition exclusive strip club.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who's playing video games with their dick? Difficulty level 900.

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That explains the placement of the analog stick on the n64 controller. 🤔

that sounds awful

[–] Epzillon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

What about all of us with sub-6 GTAs?

[–] MBM@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s about penis and ai. Penis are funny. Farts too.

[–] MBM@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

AI is so it isn't too funny, I suppose.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It's a shitpost, or something. Apparently there being no joke is the joke. Or something. I still don't fully get it.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 days ago

Wildly different genre but I do know a fan wiki editor that might be interested in knowing this