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[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 43 points 3 hours ago

"I just fucking LOVE paying luxury prices to help corporations data mine the universe"

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Imma be real: the right thing to do is to punch anyone wearing these and smash them on the ground. Unless you want this to be the new normal...

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

I agree but would like my xr glasses with no camera to be safe from the punching. They are just a dumb display to watch movies and play games when I travel.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Probably doxxing people in real time, what a creep.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 points 2 hours ago

does it look like this guy is about to drink his own piss at the drop of a hat?

[–] Barrymore@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I have rayban sunglasses from before the meta glasses trend, and some people think I'm recording them when I'm just wearing prescription glasses 😎😭

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The shitty thing is it's hard not to give the fuckers money.

Luxoticca owns most eyewear brands, optometrist offices, eyewear retailers, and even a ton of optical insurance providers. They control the frames, lenses, and more.

Oakley used to be independent, but they actually stopped lenscrafters from providing lenses for them and bullied their suppliers until Oakley's stock dropped enough to buy them out. They're the reason frames that should cost $15 cost $900.

They're one of the clearest examples of a monopoly in the world, but we just fucking let it continue.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, the reason for $900 frames exist is people who buy them

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, but they also own the $50 frames.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It's harder for people who go to the optometrist and get their glasses.

The Luxoticca-owned insurance company makes them use the Luxoticca-owned optometrist that sells Luxoticca-owned frames with Luxoticca-owned lenses.

Moat people don't even know you can ask the optometrist for your prescription so you can go buy frames and lenses from Zenni or Coastal.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

Still better than this fucking turbodork.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm in the same boat my friend (ray-ban eye glasses), its a bummer as I prefer thick framed glasses. Mostly because I'm rather rough on them. Wire glasses won't cut it for me...

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

“Always record, Cage, Always record.”

[–] tragicinfo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Put some snap on it. Put some snap on it.... It looked like it was on.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 hours ago

Reminds me of the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses) they give you in boot/basic.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

I hope the tech doesn't minimize too much, I like not being accused of being one of these guys.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

Man, I love my Pervospecs(tm)!

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If the moon wasade out of ribs, would you eat it?!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

What kind of ribs?

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

$2.5 billion net worth and can’t even get a decent hair cut