this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2026
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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 12 hours ago

I really consider this an unisex gift.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Domesticated? Seems unfair to expect more of the raccoon than of myself.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 14 hours ago

I want the flock of crows that are trained in stealing money.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago

OK but we need dog costumes because walking your raccoon isn't a good alibi. -Someone who tried it 2026

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

Petty crime is doable...domesticated...asking for too much!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My retirement will be developing an army of trained racoons and pigeons.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Can I join you with my armies of bats and opossums?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

lol this is my daughter right here