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[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My friend. Please be careful lmao, this is a weapon.

(nearly wet me shorts, some dummy will see this while driving and generate a news story, etc.)

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Haha! I am glad you liked it as much as I did my friend!

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Enough internet for today. Let's get back to work

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Aww... were [sic] just getting to the good part, tho

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but I'm assuming someone fabricated that message on top of a picture of two people. In which case, I don't like sharing this as it's basically cyberbullying.

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[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Well, enough Internet for this week

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Why does she give off 👽 vibes

Reminds me of the alien in American dad playing a new part, what he looks like with a wig and makeup on

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 days ago

It's a complete lack of eyebrows.

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[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 44 points 3 days ago (7 children)

On the one hand anything between consenting adults is good and valid.

On the other hand, incest is too ingrained of a taboo for me yet.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 59 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The increased chance of birth defects seems a bit immoral. Also there's a good chance childhood trauma is at play for siblings to want to bang, or at the very least some questionable power dynamics, that are worth at least looking into. Supposing none of that is an issue I guess I'm not going to yuck someone else's yum even if I feel weird about the whole thing 🤷‍♀️

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

The increased chance of birth defects seems a bit immoral.

one could ask the question whether inbreeding is fine as long as it's exclusively non-productive sex, i.e. they don't make any children. some people have sex just for enjoyment.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Supposing none of that is an issue

Obviously it’s against the law because folks that are prone to inbreeding are not necessarily equipped to make those assessments. The same as anything.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Incest is almost never between two consenting adults. There is almost always an inappropriate power dynamic, coercion, and/or grooming.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I don't think we have enough data to make that assumption.

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[–] SethW@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But then the problem is the grooming not the incest so grooming should be the taboo

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

We're both drowning

There is no sign of land

You are coming down with me

Hand in unlovable hand

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] passepartout@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago
[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

based on how they look, I'll say it's a fmily tradition

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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 23 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I wonder what kind of coffee they drink...

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Extract from those oily rainbow'ish road puddles

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Incest! It's fun for the whole family!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If me and my girlfirend were both drowning

Blah blah emoji emoji

I'd save both because my girlfriend is my hand heart emoji eggplant emoji spooge emoji

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

You and your hand are related by birth, just saying.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Little Arkansas joke

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
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