Use a keyboard ya filthy casuals
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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If only there was some sort of device that would allow you to input those commands without interfering with others, or vice versa... But it's probably just a dream...
Why not give them private offices? If AI is increasing productivity and replacing workers they should have enough space left.
Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and made for singers (during warmup)
Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn't knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.
Hahhaha you misunderstand to whom you are speaking. Give me my coding plague trough immediately.
would be the funniest gas chambers yet
This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...
You win best comment award on this thread. 🏆
If you're brave enough, anything can become a suppository.
I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.
I just cannot tell if this is satire or not
Welcome to clown world!
Mate they could just type out the prompt instead of dictating with the vader mask.
Is typing THAT hard?
When you need a nannybot? Yes.
Techbros will have workers do anything but work from home.
A noise cancelling microphone isn't a terrible invention though.
I've seen those things 10 years ago when somebody was helping a deaf student in university. Used one of those things to talk to a text to speech engine during the lecture. Seemed to work quite well.
I've also seen them on court stenographers and thought they looked cool. Not everyone needs every invention, though.
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What the fuck did I just read?
It's lazy enough to vibe code, but when you're too lazy to even type a prompt.....sheeeesh
Isn’t it cheaper and quieter to just type out your prompts?
This is akin to people who have conversations on speakerphone in public places.
Maybe this was designed for illiterate coders.
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Before I read the text I thought this was a photo of a stenographer; they used those or similar in depositions I've given.
Back in the day there used to be specialized equipment for this purpose called an office, of which you had your own and could close the door to
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