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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2026
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Bun Alert System
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A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.
The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/
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Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.
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Posts should be images of real buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.
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Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.
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Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.
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With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!
INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/
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There were FIVE of them sitting in a group. Four ran off, and this one stayed to face the hoomans. Indeed a warrior!
Bravely bold Sir Bunlet
Hopped forth from the clover plot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Bunlet.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bunlet.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Bunlet.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen...
Well you get the idea