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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I knew a person who didn't take any of his wristbands off for like seven years. Had a nice sleeve by the end. Shit was rancid.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Dude needed to clean and occasionally bleach them

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The kids with multiple ski resort tags on their jackets are not impressed.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 4 days ago

The trick is to put them on a key ring not directly on the zipper so you can transfer them between jackets

[–] Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When I was a wee pup (probably six years old), the water park in the next town over used the same kind of bracelet as the hospital admissions.

We could never afford a trip, so one day after a brief stay in the hospital I kept my bracelet so I could tell my school chums about the great time I had at the water park.

In February.

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I was a wee pup

Username does NOT check out

This is going to blow your mind:

Meow

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

13 year old me that went to a concert last night and still has giant x’s on my hands

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 7 points 4 days ago

Those were hard to get off

[–] remon@ani.social 7 points 4 days ago

I had a Rock am Ring wrist band that I wore for over a decade until it quite literally just fell off due to decay.

This reminds me of walking around college on a Friday and seeing a few freshmen with the wristband still on from bar hopping the night before