this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Disappointed that it hadn't actually happened yet.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I assumed it was another lie.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

sadness because he died of old age, comfortably in his sleep.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

at the rate things are going at: it's going to come at a time where he's buried with state honors; a national day of mourning; and with a tour of his coffin throughout the country to eventually be interred in a national monument in florida.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

But it will be done in the shoddiest way possible and it'll ultimately sink into the swamp.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Fred, I never knew ye.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I haven’t had a drink since the late 1990s. When I heard the news I had a beer.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I ran around my neighborhood singing, "Ding dong! The wicked witch is dead."

Oh, no, that's what I did when i heard about Mitch. For Trump i popped a special bottle of champagne I'd been saving.

[–] Tidesphere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, I read this and ran to try and find news to confirm it lmao

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I was trying to manifest it