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[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 63 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is that Arch or TempleOS lol

[–] moendopi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I read that as "Torii gate" and was very confused for a bit.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

"Haha! I use Linux and don't have to deal with this!"

Goes to work, has to use Windows 11 computer and solidworks

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I see my friend's very well paying role is pretty much entirely on Microsoft Azure and know I cannot agree with it or go with them down that road.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

At least at work it's ITs problem if shit goes awry.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Haha, i wish! They always go "oh, that's OT software, yeah we have no clue about that, you're on your own"

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this:

gift from ITaltr

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm so glad I can work on my Linux desktop. Arch Linux all day every day

[–] thegreatloofa@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

At work, I get paid to sit around and twiddle thumbs while staring at the update screen.

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[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Goes to work, has to use Windows 11 computer and solidworks

My job pushed windows on us two years ago. I work as freelancer and don't have much choice, it's either "comply" or "leave".

So yeah, that's how I work now:
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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Does that one come with fishnets? Perchance?

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Me? Only unix socks

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

In my experiences, it's Windows Update in the background causing the lag. Doing it's shitfuckery things, planting it's shitfuckery seeds, waiting for restart season to trigger the bloom...

It is funny though, "Updates! You need to restart!"

"Oh, okay!"

Restart > GRUB auto boots to Linux.

I know it's a future me problem, but I'm in Windows for work like once a month these days. That's fine.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You just reminded me.

At one point I had Windows take up two drives, one for boot and one for games. However, I only ever really used it for this one piece of software that I couldn't get working on Linux, so I nuked it and reinstalled Windows on the smallest drive I have, just for that software.

Two weeks later I got the software working on Linux, and I completely forgot I even have a Windows partition up until now. It's been months.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

My windows "partition" for work is just a single VM image that sits on one of my two Linux-formatted drives.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago

The software I had needs GPU acceleration and I couldn’t be arsed fixing that. At the time I had an NVidia GPU as well, and that makes things extra shit.

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 2 points 7 hours ago

I've got the images for Windows 10 Pro and Windows XP on my server, to use remotely in case I ever feel the need.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Unless you get that one update that nukes GRUB so you gotta find a LiveCD.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh yeah, I've had that twice. Windows Update not fathoming anything but itself existing so just nukes the UEFI and installs itself as dictator.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The good thing about being on an out of date OS. No more fucking updates.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Sure, but once they demote bad SSL protocol options and you’re forced to either upgrade or switch platforms.

I swear to god Microsoft does this on purpose to get you to restart and update

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This fucking dirtbag is going to reinstall edge, skype, outlook, and turn all bluetooth devices back into telephony enabled earrape machines.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 15 hours ago

Don't forget, it's also going to install a new, non-optional AI assistant in ... *rolls dice* ... Windows Media Player.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I went in here expecting Linuxposts. Was not disappointed.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Windows users cannot understand the absolute absurdity of "I have to wait for my computer to update now, so I can't use it."

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Had to boot my work Windows laptop a while ago, because the software I have to work on uses some stupid Windows sign in thing, and I wasn't fast enough getting Kerberos working before everyone went on vacation.

I'd forgotten that every single piece of software handles its own updates, and to install anything you have to like, go around to different places and download it. It's crazy.

Nevermind the file manager making a dozen HTTP requests every time you launch it.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Like cavemen. Can you at least use homebrew or something on windows?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago

There are a few tools like that, including one by Microsoft themselves (winget), but nothing is centralised and not everything will be available via it.

I just want to get my work done. It’s bananas how much faff is in the way.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

"haha it's thinking"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

Dedicate your computer to the speaker.

Ever since I reboot I've been hating you!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 15 hours ago

It was in all likelihood lagging because of Windows Update. The only way I would use Windows at this point is if it was Windows 10 LTSC with updates disabled or in an offline environment.

I've even gone through the frustrating task of setting up wine bottles to hold windows-only softwares such as Clip Studio Paint and Autodesk softwares.

Fun fact, ever since I switched to linux I've never had a system crash, unlike on Windows were every few days nVidia video or audio control would cause a BSOD. I'm actually convinced they make buggy and crashing drivers intentionally in order to push people off the 20 and 30 series cards, if somebody can prove it then it'll be a multimillion dollar class action.

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