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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Partionless urinals are the Pinnacle of urinal experience. They are the only acceptable urinal design, short of two urinals that are completely transparent, and standing back to back so you can lock eyes with the other pisser before staring at their cock and stream.

Competition is good for society, and encouraging men to piss as hard as possible to beat the other pissers in a literal pissing contest can only improve us as a nation, as a culture, as a people, as a world!

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago

Gimme a hat wobble.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 hours ago

Join us next time for more Rules of the Rudd

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

Thank you Mr. Paul Ruddman for the sage advice.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

What about diagonal crosswalks?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Also, “free” v-cards. It’s a scam. You think they’re giving you something for free but then turn around after giving it to you and demand like $3-$4. I was shocked, I thought they were handing out nice valentine cards to be kind but it was a street scam

[–] lime@feddit.nu 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, I was lost lol