
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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When the work memo that went out this morning starts with, “Exciting News!”
I can't tell if it's the sun or the moon.
Oooh there's some moon alright
The heavenly trumpets sound!
Crepescular ray, I think, right?
*Crapescular.
Ok now we need this but the ray is pointing directly at someone tanning their taint.