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[-] Monologue@lemmy.zip 119 points 1 year ago

i just want to protect my baby from satan #wap

[-] unevenlybaked@lemmy.blahaj.zone 104 points 1 year ago

You mean WAP doesn't mean Worship and Praise?

I'm gonna be sick.

[-] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

in the most annoying voice you can imagine wet ass p-word

[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 13 points 1 year ago

You have to say it real fast. Very fast talking.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Most probably can't relate, but my first association is always How It Is (Wap Bap …), a song released by German beauty youtuber "BibisBeautyPalace" who got up to the worldwide 5th most-disliked Youtube video (1st place of a non-English Youtuber) back then because it was so utterly terrible.

[-] buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I've never heard this before and it's just mid. Like, it's not good, but it's no Friday or Colleen Ballinger apology.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You have to be there to get it. Without context, it's not better or worse than Friday, and it got definitely seen as worse than that at its time. Eventually, most of the top disliked videos are just mid if you really view them objectively, without infuriating context and from a distance.

Also some context which made it particularly infuriating: She made her (mostly minor) fans pre-order the song for an insane price when it wasn't released, promising that it would be amazing and so high quality to be worth everything. I don't think people expected it to be really good, but releasing the most bland child song you can imagine which no-one can take seriously after doing that is really… wow. Also in general, her content was just pretty low-quality.

[-] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

My dislike is still there. I did my part 🥲

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

100% a joke

This is Banvideogames level humor. It's hilarious

[-] The_K@lemmy.world 102 points 1 year ago

Their daughter ain’t worshipping the devil… she’s worshipping her friend’s p*ssy.

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

gasp

Sex for fun, before marriage even? Women doing what they want without hurting anyone?? The horror!

[-] Saneless@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

You can say u on the internet, no need to * it out

[-] fartdumpster420@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago
[-] user224 16 points 1 year ago

Wireless Application Protocol?

[-] hughperman@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Wednesdays Against Protestants

[-] TurretCorruption@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wario and Peach

[-] sjmarf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Wireless Access Point

[-] bobthened@feddit.uk 54 points 1 year ago

Oh my god they were roommates!

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago

They are so gonna do a "friend wedding" in a couple of years.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

Just a couple a buds, committing themselves to one another for life. You know, friend stuff

[-] UpperBroccoli@feddit.de 46 points 1 year ago

They must be such good friends.

[-] WhatTheFDR@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

She's succumbed to the Isle of Lesbos

[-] MadgePickles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I refuse to believe this is real, they do kinda talk like that but this one doesn't sound right

[-] ForthEorlingas@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

It might be real, but if it is, it is almost certainly satire. Or it's real and some people are actually that oblivious.

[-] apj2k36@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Zymii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

196! THE ACCLAIMED HAVE ARRIVED!

[-] idiotdoomspiral@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

SCISSOR ME, ZYMI

[-] tobor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Definitely not a cop tattoo

[-] Pherenike@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

The infamous carpetmuncher occult sign

[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

The ol’ fur traders.

[-] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Oh man, this is priceless 🤣🤣🤣.

[-] latewizard@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

They must be fans of The Acclaimed. SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS!

[-] HookDragger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mom… I have some news for you.

[-] alee33@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Scissor me timbers

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