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submitted 1 year ago by lelgenio@lemmy.ml to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Instructions for how to hammer in a nail

Diagram showing the direction in which to hammer the nail.

Strike nail firmly and repeatedly at this location until end is flush w/ surface of wood (note: use hammer)

Hold nail firmly as this location w/ hand not used on hammer handle.

Important: install nail pointy end first

Caution: remove fingers prior to complete installation of nail.

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[-] thesprongler@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

This is the least funny xkcd comic.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

You just don't understand it.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

In that case, I know just the place!

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I found it funny before it was cool.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Impossible. By severely breaking the laws of space, time and causality, XKCD became cool across the entire universe 12 years before Randall drew the first strip.

[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Wait how do I use a hammer?

[-] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear: Removed fingers can no longer hold hammer

[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

But what if I don't have a surface of wood?! UGH it should say on the BOX that they are meant for WOOD... What will I do with all this wood-nails now?!