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Apparently these people have never eaten pizza in NY, where we fold our slices. Can we all stop eating from chain pizzerias and order from your local spot?

Pro tip: pick up slice, fold it in half lengthwise and enjoy

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[-] Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Can't we all just eat how we want

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

But then how would you feel superior to others?

[-] gullible@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Based on our operating system. MacOS master race.

[-] itsdavetho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

More like WackOS

[-] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Only if how you want is the same as mine. I'm not ordering 2 pizzas

[-] hiddengoat@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Sure bro, just tell me what local spot in Texas has New York style pizza that isn't shit.

Hint: THERE FUCKING ISN'T ONE.

Source: My dumb ass that went to NYC, ate pizza three days in a row, and hasn't touched a slice since returning to this pizza-deficient shithole because my eyes have been opened like that scene from Event Horizon.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yโ€™all get your pizza sliced big enough to fold? You costals sure are weird. Pizza is supposed to come in 3-5cm^2 squares

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I will not rest until all understand the goodness that is Ohio style pizza. Thin crust, square, no funny business, enough salt to hurt.

[-] the_q@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Can't we all just gatekeep fucking pizza?

[-] Arrakis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But how else will OP feel superior?

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The local spot doesn't deliver at 12am. Also, if I'm the one paying for it then I'll eat whatever pizza I want

friends dont let friends order pizza hut

[-] Capricorny90210@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No one out pizzas the hut.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And you'll pay, or else pizza is gonna send out for YOU!

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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Unless the only other option is Papa Johnโ€™s

[-] boothin@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Neither have sauce in them, they are more akin to a calzone

[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Haven't been to Papa Murphys in a while. They were a take-and-bake company.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Here in California, we mash-up pizza ideas from all over, no matter what people think of it anywhere else. It turns out Detroit-style square pizza, with BBQ chicken and artichoke hearts, is pretty damn tasty.

nobody thinks of the poor artichokes... just 'gimme their hearts on a pizza'.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

TBF in Rome they eat them whole as babies.

[-] Teon@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

I miss Sbarro. That pizza was good as fuck.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They still have over 600 locations dude

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

None of them are here tho. It's good; but not "travel out of state" good.

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