For newer users, the 3 day no poop post was an legendary asklemmy post where OP asked how they could go three days without shitting. We never found out why.
That was a 3 part series too, and they've all been nuked.
First follow up - [ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]
Second follow up - What’s the easiest way to cure severe constipation?
Edit: All 3 have been found!
Part 1 is still on lemm.ee for now: https://lemm.ee/post/241183
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/BxVd1
Part 2 is still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/279638
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LbVlz
Part 3 was archived: https://web.archive.org/web/20230630040126/https://lemmy.world/post/739546
Still on lemm.ee: https://lemm.ee/post/434589
And mirrored: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/pRume
👏Here, have my digital applause.👏
What is dead may never die!
My man!
Magnificent! LMAO
Why the fuck would it get removed? It’s part of Lemmy lore now.
Yeah that’s kind of a smooth brain move on the mods part tbh
Two other possibilities. 1) the user did it, or 2) the user started posting some crap, got banned, and lemmy’s trash mod tools encouraged “delete all posts.” Lemmy mod tools are truly garbage.
Is it possible see the listed reason in mod log?
Yes, if it was removed by a mod. If it was deleted by the creator, then no.
Also strictly speaking maybe no if the admin of the user's instance did some special fuckery. Every post or comment is hosted first on the user's instance, then federated, so if the user's instance is running altered lemmy code then it could do all sorts of funky shit.
Edit: @mizu6079@lemmy.world is still around, so maybe they'll come and answer. That should have sent them a mention, the instance agnostic link for them is /u/mizu6079@lemmy.world (if your app can handle those, it will be a link on the website). Seems like they deleted all their comments.
Edit2: The original post still exists for me: https://lemm.ee/post/241183. You'll have to browse their profile using the instance agnostic link to see if it's on your instance.
Edit3: I see nothing on the lemmy.world instance, looks like they wiped their account entirely. Yet their posts do seem to exist still on some other instances.
I archived the federated post in-case it goes poof.
That's not the federated post, that's the current lemm.ee post - which won't include any of the user's comments (they are deleted on lemm.ee).
The federated post is always on the user's instance. In this case, even though the community it was posted in was lemmy.ml, the user was in lemmy.world, so that is the federated host. This is the link to the federated post, but it's been deleted so you just get an error: https://lemmy.world/post/440073
what if they deleted it because they hate being asked about it? and now we're here calling them out on their poop misadventures
This is the internet, we don't delete things here.
One of the biggest tragedies of the Internet: you can't delete stuff you want deleted, only stuff you expected to stay around, keeps getting deleted.
The post got reddited lol
Reading these comments, I now suddenly feel weird that I only shit twice a week. I eat daily 2-3 times and my shits aren't even painful or unusually big... Sometimes just 2 rolls and done... I also weigh around the 60kg, so I have no idea where all the food/shit goes... 🤷♂️
Maybe I'm becoming like Axe Cop and my body has a higher % waste-efficiency... 😂😅
Either way, once every 3-4 days is perfectly normal for me... Has been all my life... 🤷♂️
2 ROLLS of TP?
I guess by roll he means log.
I’ve never really heard a piece of shut referred to as a roll before. Maybe it’s a non English language thing.
If i eat a slice of ham 2-3 times a day, i would shit once a month, probably. If you weigh around 60kg then i assume you dont eat very large meals.
A while back, i weighed around 20 stone i was eating 3 meals a day (occasionally 4 if we got a cheeky late night mcdonalds) and snacks randomly through the day. I would shit once a day sometimes twice a day.
Just for comparison.
i eat pretty large (but healthy) meals maybe 3 or 4 times per day and deliver payloads like every day or every two days, rarely twice per day.
Not an expert but a random thing I heard was: anywhere between 3 times a day, and once every 3 days is normal.
For me it depends on how stressed I am and how much fibre I eat. What I do know is that gut health is complicated.
My friend's kid used to take ~1 shit a week. What happened is, he got constipated one time and had a very painful shit. Naturally, he didn't like it, who would, but was too young to understand the situation was abnormal. So, logically, in order to avoid pain while shitty he decided to avoid shitting as long as possible, which resulted in painful shits because it's a week's worth coming out at once.
Ended up being self-fulfilling. This went on for at least several months if not longer than a year.
So, to answer how not to shit for 3 days; apparently willpower is enough.
While potty training, my daughter held her poop for over a week. We had to cave and let her use a diaper, because she was at risk of permanent injuries. Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet.
Then suddenly one day she decided diapers were for babies and started pooping in the toilet
Watch out though, apparently this can flip right back like a light switch.
For instance, my dad turn 76 and bam, right back to diapers.
Jesus… I poop 2-4 times every day.
I HAVE done a three-day zero-poo adventure many times at festivals. Usually I’d just eat those heavy bars and beef sticks. Then on the way back we’d stop at whatever place has the greasiest food, order an appetizer sampler, and just destroy the place’s toilets.
Woah, I did the same thing. My parents ended up taking me to several pediatric Psychologists to help figure out what the problem was, including some quack that tried to say I was acting out in subconscious anger because my Grandfather was a Freemason! Not, you know, the fact I didn't realize that bowel movements aren't supposed to be painful. I think I made it for two weeks once although I wasn't keeping exact score. And yes, I did end up in the ER over it at least once that I can remember.
The "why?" Was because this was in the middle of the Oceangate search and the search had been going on for about 3 days at that point.
Well, that kinda makes sense.
But it also makes it more hilarious!
It has to exist on The Wayback Machine or something.
Actually, do you have the url to where the post originally was?
I FOUND IT
https://web.archive.org/web/20230622231933/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
https://web.archive.org/web/20230000000000*/https://lemmy.world/post/440073
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No shit post
Yes shit post! This is Lemmy shit post.
The admins do not take kindly to shitposting and satire. I joined to make shitposts but when I found out how hard everyone hates that kind of thing, now I just bitch about tech and politics
I was wondering why my comments keep getting removed without notice.
Quick, somebody check on the can of bean post!
(Also, it's because Mizu deleted their account and it deletes all the info associated with it, because it doesn't show their account as banned.)
My guess is it had something to do with a girl, like staying together at a remote or intimate place.
Dudes I'm feeling all blocked up over this
One time I went five days without pooping.
when I finally unloaded the pile I felt so much better. I had to sit on the toilet for nearly an hour, but god damn it felt good to poo after all that time.
Oh that's easy. Eat nothing but cheese until the desired outcome is achieved. You, uh, might want to have some stool softener and laxatives in your medicine cabinet for when you're done with your insane experiment though.
Dairy does the exact opposite to me
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