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Sinatra's Night Terrors isn't that bad actually (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Zammit Depression

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Zoya Miopericarditis!

[–] Tkrun42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Dorothy's STI Panel

[–] uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Carrie broken leg

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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We're "I have no clue's anxiety attacks" and we're elated to play for you tonight!

[–] Aosher@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

Ann Something Weird With My Foot

[–] archonet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Constance Neutropenic Fever

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Shirley Uveitis

[–] Skkorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Diana Flu Shot

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Ruby Hypocalcemia. Sounds a bit pretentious.

[–] migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Maria Vasectomy

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Geraldine Granuloma

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Ethel Stabbed in the arm with a compass by a meth head

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ethel Stab-Wound sounds better.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I got stabbed in the wrist in high school with a pen. The bone stopped it. What was more frightening is where my wrist was protecting - my chest/heart.

I often wonder if Chris realised how close he came to stabbing me to death in the 90s.

He was reffered to psychiatrists and social workers when he was discovered to have a "Death List" of people he planned to kill in the school.

[–] DNOS@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

Mari electrocardiogram

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Rachel's Sciatica.

I like it.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Katherine's Tinnitus

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Idk, Fairy Depression is alright.

[–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Anastasia's Kidney Stones.

Maybe i should go with the fancy medical term? Anastasia's Nephrolithiasis. Could work for black metal too.

[–] Fraylor@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Bonnie Back-Ache

[–] XbSuper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You people know your grandmother's first name? I genuinely don't know what it was.

[–] 15liam20@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Steve

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Davis Strep Throat

[–] Ziltskin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wilhelmina's shingles

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Betty's COVID-related pneumonia with a side of bronchitis

Yeah it really rolls right off the tongue.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wanda Broken Leg

[–] angeloco@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Carmen Cold

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