[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

This is known as "The Chandler" method.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

Found in acid rain and cancer cells.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

"Don't be evil."

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I don't know how it's possible to feel more protected when you're entirely made out of spikes, but OK.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

"Alexa! Switch to lighting configuration 'McLuvin'".

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Given that original sin is attributed to women, shouldn't the whole book be written on green paper?

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

A kite without a string is litter.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

You need to be careful with all the subs marking themselves as NSFW in protest. I found myself slapping the salami over /r/DIY by mistake.

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

"Look at all this stuff that you're not allowed to look at."

Seriously though, what government is not letting you slap the salami in this day and age?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by 15liam20@lemmy.world to c/uk_politics@feddit.uk

Maidstone Central (Kent) council by-election result:

LDEM: 28.5% (-1.6) GRN: 28.4% (+13.8) CON: 24.0% (-12.4) LAB: 14.0% (-5.0) REF: 4.3% (+4.3) IND: 0.9% (+0.9)

Votes cast: 6,521

Liberal Democrat HOLD*. *Seat up for grabs was second (LDem) of two up in 2021.

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Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 47% (+1) CON: 26% (-1) LDEM: 10% (-1) REF: 6% (-) GRN: 5% (-)

via @techneUK , 05 - 06 Jul

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King's Hedges (Cambridge) council by-election result:

CON: 34.9% (+3.0) LAB: 33.6% (-5.6) LDEM: 23.5% (+8.5) GRN: 8.0% (-6.0)

Votes cast: 1,780

Conservative GAIN from Labour. Write-up: https://medium.com/britainelects/previewing-the-kings-hedges-cambridge-by-election-of-tuesday-4th-july-2023-6bb52c37e994

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Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 46% (+2) CON: 28% (+2) LDEM: 11% (-2) GRN: 5% (-) REF: 5% (-1)

via @RedfieldWilton , 02 Jul

[-] 15liam20@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should definitely be banned for not using an apostrophe.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by 15liam20@lemmy.world to c/satisfyingasfuck@lemmy.world
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It's the highest poll lead we’ve recorded in 4 months in our weekly tracker:

Lab 46% (+1) Con 27% (-2) LibDem 11% (+1) Reform 6% (+1) Green 5% (nc) SNP 3% (nc)

1,631 questioned on 28-29 June

+/- 21-22 June

Data - http://technetracker.co.uk

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