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In light of what other's have been memeing ... it made me think.

If you became captain of a ship, what would your warp slogan be?

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Switch to secret hyperjets!

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Well what do we've got on this thing? A Cuisinart?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Fire up the Quattro!

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I've always been a fan of "Make it Go"

But I think I'd prefer what someone else here said "don't wait for my order, just move when we're ready."

[–] 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I think it's pronounced, " e-yeaw ".
The sound a wagoneer makes to get the horses going on a chuck wagon.

[–] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fucking go already you fucking fuck!

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I know I'm beign a sourpuss, but I hate how much of a thing modern Trek has made this.

That's it. I'd say that every time.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Steve@communick.news 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't have one.

It honestly always seemed silly to me. Unless I told the helmsman to wait for some reason, they should just go as soon as they're ready. Why wait an extra moment just for me to say "go"?

That said, if it was some kind of required protocall, I'd pick a different silly term each time. Like "Banana Bread", "Pencil", or "Fuck off".

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[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.

It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.

The countdown starts when I say

'Computer, assume the position.'

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Crank it to 11.

If I'm feeling jinky I might go with Let's get out of here Scoob.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Everyone start making 'vroom-vroom' noises!

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"Let's Boogie, my dudes"

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] ForgetReddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Smoke it (then I light a blunt)

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"Let's throw some coal in the boiler"

"Slap her fanny and make her jump"

"Suck it, physics!"

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

"Let's mosey"

[–] jernej@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Doug@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

"Today, helm" would be fun every time there was someone new

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Trevor, Corey, smokes! Let's go!

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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

And get outta here

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago
[–] DrippyDripDrip@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Starboat go brrrrrrrr

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