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[-] kyle1320@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's natural selection πŸ€” everyone who could do it was just like πŸ‘ yep I'm good πŸ‘ and never had any kids.

[-] kofe@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've heard it's more akin to sucking the dick rather than having the dick sucked from people that could. Makes sense why that wouldn't be the most desirable experience to pass on. Not to mention getting to that size hurts most of us on the receiving end when it comes to makin the babies

ETA: I swear I'd heard that before reading the comments literally right below yours

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I can confirm it is, also you don't need to be insanely big to do it if you're relatively thin and flexible.

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Except there are a lot of people who can do it

[-] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Would sucking your own dick be more like getting your dick sucked or more like sucking on some dude's dick?

Going to chalk this one up as a possible blessing in disguise with little (no) testing or research on my own.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It’s definitely more like sucking dick with an overly stretched out back.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Depends if you cum in your own mouth or not. If you do defenetly more like sucking

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Like, you give yourself a handy, right?

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah but I don't jizz in the other hand and slam it down my throat

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You don't? Huh...

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

More like sucking a dick.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sucking your own dick is more like sucking dick and less like getting your dick sucked.

-- Chinese proverb.... probably

[-] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes, and? Sucking dick is great

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Boner appetit

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

He did a compromise and allowed us to suck somebody else dick.

[-] Cap@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

There are two types of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dick, and liars.

[-] Countess425@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You can suck your own dick; it's medically possible, and it's not illegal!

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

Jesus loves me :3

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can (or at least I could, haven't tried in years).

It's not that great.

[-] ad0c@asocial.thedroth.rocks 2 points 10 months ago
[-] aidan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think some on here would argue God doesn't favor me

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So this means people who can suck their own dick are God's favorite?

Doesn't surprise me haha.

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2023
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