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She can rule me (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] nettika@lemmy.blahaj.zone 110 points 10 months ago

Good attempt, you almost censored their name ๐Ÿ‘

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

Their heart was in the right place

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Doesn't do much good when the brain isn't.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago
[-] bitteorca@artemis.camp 32 points 10 months ago

It may be from a search on Twitter. The word(s) you search for get displayed in bold in the search results on Twitter

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago

why would anyone search for woman

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 13 points 10 months ago

Twitter โ˜•๏ธ

[-] TonyTonyChopper@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

someone along the repost chain replaced a word

[-] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The original tweet said 'lesbian' and apparently someone decided it would be better this way.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kink is not a substitute for adulting and tops aren't your personal ride providers.

[-] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 10 months ago

by themselves? no. but as part of a complete breakfast?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

See if you were an adult you could already have made me one.

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

I've always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 10 months ago

i like to be fucked professional style. you gotta fill a few forms before and after

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 9 points 10 months ago

Spend 20 minutes getting the wording just right on the "thank you" e-mail afterward.

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, "uses a machete to cut through red tape" is one of the defining attributes of a sexy professional woman.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 20 points 10 months ago

Mommy issues

Same tbh

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

i am a small animal. (catgirl) (5'7)

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

omg u so smol :3

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