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Y'all are super judgy about this submarine thingy looking for the titanic considering mast of you will ride a Ferris Wheel that a meth-head with three teeth set up in a grocery store parking lot in a half hour.

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The feeris wheel was QA'd to the point that even a meth-head could set it up safely.

I don't trust those corn field carnival rides either, those things terrify me even more than the submarine, so speak for yourself lol.

I guarantee the three-toothed meth-head knows more about assembling and running a carnival ride than submarine dude knows about his best buy remote control.

Plus, one of them is still alive.

The meth dude didn't design and fabricate the ferris wheel though, just set it up?

The Ferris wheel doesn't go 2.5 miles deep underwater though. And you can sit there and watch successful trips on the Ferris wheel before you decide to risk it.

I didn't pay six figures for a carnival ticket.

Learn to weld and start looking at the welds on those things. You wont be riding them for long.

Three-toothed meth head is still alive too

The Ferris wheel has a survival chance of >0 though.

The Ferris wheel isn't made of cardboard and has a weight limit of 30lbs

Guilty!