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3 years and 70 accounts ago I was just like you. I posted news articles. I made effort posts. I had 3 wives. I was happy the Chapo community had somewhere to collect itself.

Now look at me. I'm getting constant death threats. 90% of my posts get removed. I'm posting through tears every single time I start a thread. I'm down to a single loving wife who's not very good at video games.

This is what you done to me. This is what this community creates. Would appreciate if none of you'd "troll on my ass' in the comments of this post.

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[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

Also, some one keeps mailing me envelopes full of ants.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

complaining about free ants is the 15th type of liberalism

[-] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

"OH NO! I've got a free snack!" --OP

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago
[-] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay, but will you live in the pod at least?

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

oh that was me, you can send them back if you don't want them

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

I can't. The self-addressed stamped envelope you included is filled with ants too.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I will take them. My apartment's pest control just took out my favorite outdoor colony.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I told my local ants you said they could move in, please leave soda and cookies out on your steps to welcome them

[-] wax_worm_futures@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Couldn't be me, I would have sent you the ants in cardboard boxes.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

They gave you a hate name, 'Eve Fartlow'

[-] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago
[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

And it's filled with ants.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

troll on my ass

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

I'm down to a single loving wife who's not very good at video games.

It's not our fault you married a casual.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

I married one casual and two non-casuals. Stop trolling all over my ass.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

All I can say is you've gotta improve those metrics.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Mods tell me if I don't keep up my posting quotas they're gunna' delete my account again.

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Idk maybe try playing on vanilla then

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Going to post a screenshot of your tragic story to meanwhileongrad so they can add you to the victims of communism list ๐Ÿ˜”

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