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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 year ago

You can't reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can't reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

We are not the same.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

[-] SkyJuice@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

People of average height:

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

It's a secret. I can't tell you.

[-] Jesus_666@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

A tease.

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A tease.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] shroomad@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

It's cloudy up there

They're too tall for the bottom shelf.

[-] NPC@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

For example, when I'm cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there's almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You'd be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

They're too tall for the bottom of the bowl.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

People who need glasses

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Also for nosightedness

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

as well as being blind and constipated

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I can't see shit because I have shit eyesight

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