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[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 97 points 9 months ago

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

[-] Geek_King@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago

In a world constructed of lies, here you are on lemmy spreading truths. Thank you for your service.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

BANNED FROM COMMUNITY

[-] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

hmmm, like a tea bag

[-] plague_sapiens@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Imagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...

[-] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

And... How did you come to this conclusion?!

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 9 months ago

When splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such

Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration

If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after

Basic science, really

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

@gamermanh

The Manh, The Myth, The Professional Cum Scientitht

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead ^.^

to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 9 months ago

Bro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

It's just a breakfast idea

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago

Wife material.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago
[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro

[-] Dieal@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

It's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 months ago

Adding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

For a silly walk

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago
[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago

Abolish jail except for her.

Not horny jail, regular jail.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago

Please please anyone, how do I erase a post from my memory? I’m desperate here.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago
[-] Spider89@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] pickman_model@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

She seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

Or a jar with rainbow dash in it

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

I support her kinks.

[-] Nanomerce@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

would rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste

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