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wake and bake can be a gamble (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] VintageTech@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

Or: The most productive day of your life or let me go back to sleep for 30mins (wake up tomorrow)

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I had a roommate that was super productive after he smoked. Him and I are not the same.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Yeah I can only smoke socially because if I have regular access to weed I'll simply never do anything ever

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The first time I ever got high I freaked out and just cleaned the fuck out of the kitchen and then took like a 4 hr nap lol that was a one time thing tho. Now I'm just perma piece of shit.

[-] VintageTech@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I need those people in my life to teach me their ways. Just not today.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

There's a gang of 3 raccoons at my house that makey life hell. They jumped me and my dog after tearing out my trash for weeks. Now they're breaking into my duck run. I'm looking for someone who is into trapping. It's trapping season in my state right now, and I want rid of the lil fucks.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Those were NOT raccoons and Gary Webb TOTALLY commuted suicide by shooting himself in the head. Twice.

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