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Fuck, Marry, Kill (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by PochoHipster@lemmy.ml to c/risa@startrek.website
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[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 43 points 11 months ago

What a fucked up and disgusting post.

[-] 7of9@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Agreed, usually Risa is a pleasant collection of human memes however I find this example to be repugnant.

[-] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 26 points 11 months ago

Having to work really hard to separate my feelings about Guinan from my feelings about Whoopi lately. But even then, Troi, Crusher, Guinan.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago

So I was morbidly curious about what you meant, so I looked it up:

Whoopi Goldberg faces a fresh round of backlash after her latest historically inaccurate statement about the Holocaust, which she claimed "wasn't originally" about race in an interview

Fuckin… yikes.

Computer: end program.

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago

The most recent thing is her saying people who are struggling financially just aren’t working hard enough.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

They just need to pull themselves up by their borgstraps!

[-] 7of9@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

I am not aware of this technology, perhaps you could enlighten me?

[-] Solumbran@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

And she supports Polanski.

[-] flatplutosociety@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Just a REALLY distressing percentage of Hollywood does. The apologia for that fucking freak is absolutely baffling.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Man… what the fuck :(

[-] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Damn. Tough choice but I have always had a soft spot for crusher. So fuck Troi, kill guinan and marry Beverly

[-] Haus@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Jadzia, Tendi, Bajoran Space Karen.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Bajoran Space Karen

Killing the Bajoran space Karen in like the free space in Bingo.

[-] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

Smart of you, OP, to not include Morn in this because we all know he'd be the only choice for both Fuck and Marry.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I hear you can probably still get with crusher if she's a ghost. She's into that.

So kill Crusher. Bang Guinan, and marry everyone's favorite empath.

[-] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Are you sure you want a partner who can read your every thought? Also, Guinans got wisdom to doll out for the rest of your life, which will be far shorter than hers, barring unforseen circumstances.

[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 11 months ago

I don't, which is why half betazoid is a nice happy medium. Her mom on the other hand, would definitely not fall into the marry category for me.

[-] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

Aw man I gotta turn in my Star Trek fan card, I forgot she was half betazoid. I haven't been able to watch TNG since they moved it from Netflix to Paramount+.

[-] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago
[-] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Naw, I don't fly that flag unless the media I want is unavailable for purchase. I just need to buy a physical copy of TNG like I did DS9.

She's described as an empath rather than a telepath but she does display telepathic abilities. I think she's just a weak telepath by betazoid standards and that's why they highlight her abilities as an empath. In Encounter at Farpoint Troi is able to communicate mind to mind with Riker suggesting that with some time and emotional connection at will or continuous mind reading is a possibility for her.

[-] LtLiana@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

Go back to Reddit, I thought we were beyond blatant woman hating shit

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

In that order. Wouldn't want to spend a lifetime next to a mind reader. Guinan would be a wise, nurturing partner. Most importantly, Guinan can summon spirits and we all know who'd get a kick out of that.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

So you’re saying Guinan will summon Dr Crusher and her boyfriend for a full DnD party right?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
[-] PochoHipster@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Down like a clown for that

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 11 months ago

Same question, but the characters are Kira, Jadzia and Ezri.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Fuck Kira, and Jadzia has to die to get Dax to my wife anyway, so . . .

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Fuck Troi, kill Gainen, kill Crusher, but Crusher comes back as a ghost and we get married.

Edit:

"So... How did you two meet?"

"Funny story, actually..."

[-] zepheriths@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Not what I was going for but I now realize it would be taken as worse in my plan

[-] Penguincoder@beehaw.org 6 points 11 months ago

In that order.

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