O'Brien gets really annoyed when the crew use the transporter for that.
this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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Gets so pissed off he teleports them back and forth between people
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But where and when is the crew supposed to go then? I don't remember a single episode where someone mentioned they were off to drop some logs.
Heck, imagine being a species that does this the normal way, dropping that unit like a real warrior. Not getting those breaks will put a constipated look on your face all the time!
In a lot of the novels they refer to the “refresher” where they use “refresher paper” and honestly I would be really disappointed to find that they’re still using paper to clean their butts in 300 years.
Sonic bidets?
Yea, but only after they figured out that having tons of seashells onboard each space ship is a terrible idea if you haven't invented replicators yet.
Somehow I'm ok with the writers not finding a lore explenation for that problem. I don't really want to know how every single alien wipes its ass.
I dunno, I’m pretty curious about the Klingons. I feel like it involves a bat’leth.
I bet the Vulcans came up with something good too.
That's a whole new level of poop knife.
#1, we need one #2 removed. Engage
Still has the urge to drop a deuce but realises they're missing a kidney.
Don't you dare!
It's the computer's job up to the point where you get on Picard's "shit list". That's when the person being punished is responsible for beaming the poop out.
You could have just said O'Brien.
Can you imagine the federation kidnaps you, and as torture they just keep transporting more and more poop into your intestines. When you do poop, it just gets transported back to your stomach. Until you die.
its amazing whats available in the federation without christianity
Might come in handy for kidney stones.