I recently realized my dog is a year older than I thought because of a Facebook memory. I've been angry that he lied about his age all this time.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.
Seriously! He just sat there smugly silent anytime anyone asked how old he is.
Not a husky?
Not mentioning the lie of omission.
Meta af.
I know how old my cat is because I know how old my niece is. If you're bad with dates make them easy to remember. Not going to lie i make anniversaries intentionally on the first and not an insignificant amount have been Jan first which is even easier.
This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn't work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it
Congratulations, you can now get anyone's prescription! If only the pharmacy had a way to stop this exploit!
You think it is rate limited?
Just call using incognito mode over a vpn.
When the dog dies because it didn't get its medication, and you are having the tombstone engraved, all the sudden it will come to you.
The pharmacy where I get my pets meds from uses my birthday with the cats name.
What a bitch.
You call yourself a dog owner and don't celebrate their birthday?
No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it's their birthday anyway.
They do get fruit for Christmas though.
I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her 'real' birthday, but I dont trust it.)
Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth
Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that's their birthday. They do not seem to care.
Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.
Yes I do!
Never ask a lady her age, especially in dog years.
You have ~365 guesses. Seems fairly beatable.
That's per year, DOB includes the year
I’m assuming she’d know the year…?
Even if you don't, there's not that many years that animals live for. Sadly.
Day 25, doggie is dead.... 🤨
How the feck does this work if you adopt an animal?
better privacy policy than most companies
google translate better get cracking
Just use her mum's maiden name