If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?

Mint linux is a cup of tea.

Slackware is the 50 year old percolator in the break room of the DMV.

I do it the Arch way. I don't use Arch, btw

Damn, got me. Debian user, been using a basic Cuisinart bean to cup for years.

The heating element broke in my original machine earlier this year. Bought a used one of the exact same model with a broken water reservoir cover and carafe lid then transplanted those parts from my old machine.

Plan to use Debian unless it stops being developed or I die. Plan to use my Thinkpad until it dies. Also plan to use that same model of bean to cup machine unless I can't find replacements when they inevitably die.

Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.

I use an aeropress and Silverblue. Seem right?

In the army, when on sentry - no light, no noise, no fire - we'd open the pack of instant, swish it around with a mouthful of water, swallow through the regret. Not an LFS user, though.

It does not recommend a coffee prep method for Tumbleweed and I really need some caffeine. Please help. Quick.

What if I pour the grounds and water directly into the cup and just drink around them?

Does this work the other way? Can I pick a disto based on my preferred method? I mostly drip brew, using the aeropress occasionally, but dream about having a fancy espresso setup.

What's Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream

I hate coffee, I drink tea, and I use Ubuntu.

What now?

God damnit... Btw

I'm to lazy to do my homework. Can anyone explain what's wrong with Ubuntu?

RHEL is the lukewarm but effective coffee provided by your boss from the economic but agreeable coffee shop chain.

I don't drink coffee.... From what I can tell from this thread, I should be Amish