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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

Is this an effort to get women more interested in football?

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

I interpreted it as an attempt to get men interested in astrology.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago
[-] Pili@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

I can confirm, I'm a man and I love my MBTI memes.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

That's just myers-briggs

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

First we let the math nerds into sports, now we're letting the astrology nerds in?! Where will it end? stalin-stressed

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sports D&D. They're gonna start rolling 1d20s to figure out plays

[-] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[-] Selkie@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

I do love me some dice rolling football

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Bloodbowl is already a thing

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

To paraphrase Penny Arcade: the quarterback is a wizard, the linemen are tanks and the receivers are DPS. The backs are hybrid DPS/Bruisers, linebackers are assassins, and damage is measured in yards.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

...did he just predict a match outcome based on the fucking farmer's almanac

i hope detroit pulls it out just to spite him and the moon

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

What has the moon ever done for us, anyway?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

A whole lot of things actually you know I'm pretty sure we wouldn't be here without it

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

The Lions are playing the Packers who have been pretty bad this year, they’re definitely the favorites tomorrow regardless of the moon.

[-] erik@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

This Packers team indeed needs the aid of the cosmos to beat the Lions. I say this as a newly suffering cheesehead.

[-] S4ck@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Newly suffering because they just got bad or because you just became a packers fan? If the latter, then damn you have bad timing.

[-] erik@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I was born into the two religions of rural Wisconsin: Catholicism and Packer fandom. Was able to shake the Catholicism, but I bought a share of the team. So, I'm stuck with them for life.

[-] Tripbin@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

FTP. Fuck 12. If there's one good thing the packers gives us it's double entendres with anti police slogans lol. also as a bears fans I gotta find the little things. I'm pretty sure I hate our fandom more than you guys do.

[-] erik@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

The Bears management has done more damage to the fans of the Bears than the Packers could ever hope to. But still, fuck the Bears.

[-] Tripbin@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

True lol. It really hit me when your hippie ass ex QB said "I fucking own you" and I was just like ya they do. Fuck.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Enochian Ceremonial Don Majkowski

[-] erik@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

He played for both teams. This might work.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 13 points 8 months ago

This is the second most interesting fact about the Lions. The most interesting is that the last head coach of the Lions to be the head coach of another NFL team after he was fired/resigned from coaching the Lions is Buddy Parker.

Buddy Parker quit in 1956 and was later the head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Since then, every Lions head coach never became the head coach of another NFL team.

If you get fired by the Lions, your career is over.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Also there was that time the NFL went from 15 to 16 games a season and the Lions were the first team ever to go 0-16 lmao

[-] Hotspur21@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Lions were indeed the first to go 0-16, but it was in 2008, 30 years after the regular season was changed from 14 to 16 games.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Makes as much sense as the Stock Market.

[-] Tomboys_are_Cute@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Is this the team that has a guy who taylor-commie is dating

[-] Tripbin@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Na that's the chiefs.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Update: Lions are down 23-6 at the half lmao

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

and it happened again lmao

Death to America

[-] Nagarjuna@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Afl and NFL merged? I'd watch that. Do you think the NFL guys would win because they have armor, or would the AFL guys win because they can pick the ball up off the ground?

[-] erik@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[-] Tripbin@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Look how quickly you socialists throw away FTP...

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Is there a new kinda of Thanksgiving Waxing Gibbous Werewolf that sucks at football I should I know about?

[-] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah I back the blue

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