Didn't we just discover last week that they already picked it and it's
Oh god please tell me that's not a bit and they're actually just blatantly signalling their murderous intentions with this one I will update the Genocide Joe image posthaste
maybe it'll be finish the joe-b
I looked up the campaign website after I saw someone mention it last week, and it's true. I thought it had to be a bit, but it is actual reality.
by god
I just had a look at joebiden.com, and made the mistake of 
... there's a few other items of joe with glowing laser eyes? wtf
capitalism subsumes
Genocide Joe: 
edition.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/04/25/biden-running-president-2024/
https://hexbear.net/comment/3227087 (my comment back in February)
He declared back in February 2023 that his slogan was "finish the job". I watched the State of the Union and everyone kept saying "finish the job", including the commentators. It was really funny to me at the time because "finish the job" is also a slang expression which means "to ejaculate", look it up on urbandictionary.com. I made a comment about it back in February. The slogan does seem a lot more disturbing now with the context of his involvement in the Israel Gaza war.
"I'll kill whoever I want to, Jack!"
Finish the Job
Fixed
99% Hitler is better than 100%
"Mein tiny mustache ist 3mm longer zen my opponents! You have no choice, 'Jack'"
And when he had opened the fourth seal I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with the sword, and with hunger, and with death and with the beasts of the earth.
Nothing fundamentally changed 
"if i lose, it's your fault"
Bring Back Cornpop
Let's stay Brandon
you don't wanna fuck with biden cause biden will fuckin kill you 2024
I hate that I heard the little adlibs in between the line breaks
cause why?
The Zionist you can count on
Fuck you Jack, I'm Alright absolutely slaps
"I'm still not Trump."
BIDEN 2024
WE PLEDGE TO GENTLY PERSUADE ISRAEL TO USE SLIGHTLY SMALLER MISSILES TO TURN INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CIVILIANS INTO BLOODY PASTE.
Save Democracy!
Vote for women's rights!
Vote against Trump!
And that's all ya get, Jack! 
Everything Is Normal On Earth
"Nothing will fundamentally get better"
And his theme song will be Genocide Joe but it's a parody of Cotton Eye Joe
Mit Ihm
the entire script of the Bee Movie but every time they say "bee" it gets 5% faster
His theme song will be Forever Young by Alphaville.
"somebody really should do something about these high prices" - Biden 2024
"Uhhhh"
It's the Right Time for the End Times!
Finish the ... ahhh.. finish the jo...well you know finish the the thing! 
Put on the They Live glasses and all you’ll see in 2024 are “Build Back Fascism Better” and “Make Fascism Great Again”
YOU HAVE TO!
“It doesn’t matter if you vote for me, fuck you”
He's Joe Biden and you know the thing.
"Where am I?"
He'll probably take a page out of Obama's book out of desperation and embrace the stupid memes made about him. Probably going to see a lot more "Dark Brandon" shit
"Vote or Die." But this time version 2 electric boogaloo. Saw it once, why not replay the classics and spice it up a bit
"America is a nation that can be described in a single word, sdjkfaskgaj3krsdh0w345oidsfgj"
"Vote for me if you're black."
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