My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis
Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
My favourite gotta be Jimothy
Timberly
I like Tederick, and Billomena
We've named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.
I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery
I call a manager at work "Jimothy." He does not find it amusing.
Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's
Also Jonald or Dougery.
That is called a "nichard name".
Source:
My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn't really appreciate that the names stuck
I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.
Billiiam Boberto
I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.
Usually known as Hil and Bill.
Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄
Bike is short for bichael
Elongated Muskrat
Tedward is one of my favorites
Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
My all time favourite is "Bike is short for Bichael."
It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.
Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What's Bud short for?
A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.
A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy's name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn't figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I've never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.
Our Andy went from Andronimo to just Mo, he has to explain it at least 3 times a day lol
I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day
Help me out, what's a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can't remember their names.
Jessifer
I'm afraid you're shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.
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