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Elon has lost his wife, his kids, 40 billion dollars, and his space ship crashed. It's like a genre of country music that doesn't even exist yet.

Picture of Elon, not at his best.

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[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 year ago

cybertwang Lost my kids, lost my wife, lost 40 billion dollars, and there goes my life. My rocket crashed, everyone knows I’m an ass, my truck got towed, and I’ve got no class.

[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Won't somebody think of the billionaires!

just in case/s

[–] squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 year ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would be afraid for my sanity if I ever got that rich. Not that he was sane to begin with, but

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But think of how many phychiatrists you could hire to fix you.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But would you? Rich crazy is a different kind of crazy, it’s the crazy of not having consequences be a real thing to you. It’s the crazy where if a psychiatrist doesn’t tell you what you want to hear you find a new one. Billionaires need jesters not doctors, someone to tell them that they’re losers with or without money

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Where do I sign up?

Yeah but what if

What if when you're rich you can afford to be a nutcase

[–] shani66@lemmy.comfysnug.space 3 points 1 year ago

Look the worst I'd do is hunt humans for sport, it's much nicer than what most of our overlords do to pass the time.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is eating fries and holding a wine glass by the stem.

At least 100 years ago the rich had more class than the poor.

[–] scharf_2x40@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's where you are supposed to hold a wine glass?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how do you think you should hold the glass? whats the point of the stem then?

[–] jomoo99@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You're supposed to hold the stem (or the base) so you don't warm the wine with your hand. I'm not sure what these freaks are on about

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Actually it's closer to 200 billion.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I were to get rich I'd aspire to be Statler and Waldorf. Both at the same time.

If I were to get rich I’d aspire to be Statler and Waldorf. Both at the same time.

everyone should aspire to be gayncient icons

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

and despite all that he's still the richest man on earth

elon 🤝 graham linehan