nope im going to be maoist guerilla in the hills fuck this 
I like the detail of Ben Shapiro being AOC's running mate. He'd turn himself into her shoes if he could.
George Santos actually founded the CPUSA
He actually suckled Romulus and Remus, so he also founded Rome.
Statue twitter in shambles.
Santos/Boebert2032. Hell or bust baby.
Lets see how far we can fuck this ship before it sinks.
Boebert
bust
Lets see how far we can fuck this ship
That's what Jackson Hinkle looks like? Gd most punchable face
like most losers and "MAGA communists" - he unfortunately was afflicted with the reverse Benjamin Button disease at a young age and despite being born in 1999 - looks like he is at least 38 and not actually 24 due to his comorbidity of being a fucking idiot lmao
That dudes 24???
I thought he was 18? He posted about his first day in college and how he “owned” his liberal classmates. But then one of his classmates responded saying he was just a normal guy who talked to people but didn’t do anything hostile or confrontational lol
I'm not gonna say he was lying because you can go to college at any age but here is an Instagram picture he posted on his 24th birthday from the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow (I'm jealous!) with the caption '24' lol. He is a dumbass virgo just like me 
24 going on 40 
This is where the fun begins
I’m on Team Santos.
Santos cos he's funny
Can’t believed AOC bribed Ben Shapiro with feet pics to be her running mate
Pretty sure just the suggestion of such pictures existing would be enough to get Benny boy on board.
I like the detail of the 2032 election being preordained in 2020
General Secretary before selection
Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden x Barron Trump ticket
it will forever be Her Turn 
This is cursed
I can't decide until I know where the candidates stan on the issue of Cats re: Salami
damn no robo-joe
Santos for sure, dude fucking rules lmao.
This is just the National Progressive Pact with extra steps
I'm writing myself in
This is weirding me out. I would unquestionably vote Santos/Boebert. Its not even a bad ticket in reality.
Damn I didn't know you could make the old party more cringe than it already was
When the monkey's paw turns out to be the Hand of Vecna
CPUSA
The correct answer is join PSL
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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