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[–] carnimoss@lemmings.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like I need a shower after reading this

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

With a Catholic priest no doubt.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the reverse exercism

Where the devil tells the priest to get out of the boy

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Maybe that's why Christians hate Satan

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Ima go wash my hands and phone now. And then puke.

[–] AcornKernel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

I agree with many of the other reactions, but the chosen photo is just way too good.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I literally said, "oh, fucking brutal," out loud.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A moaning out loud or a angry out loud?

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess with the same tone you'd use when saying, "oh, burn!"

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Maeve@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why are you singling out Catholics? The Protestants are the same.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Applies to many different denominations. Catholics have had more opportunities to be prolific with it though.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re not from the Bible Belt, are you?

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Maeve@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well that’s the culture in every Bible Belt state in which I’ve resided or visited, and Northern/Western states where people have moved. I was very blind for a long time. Oh and families. Daddy gets what Daddy wants, one way or the other.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They don't have a worldwide criminal organization with tens of billions of dollars backing them up and they don't claim to be the moral authority of the human race. Please stop downplaying the organized criminal nature of what they have done and continue to do.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Projection or ignorance. I speak truth, especially Southern sects, Southern Baptists, Pentecostal, Four Square, Holiness, non-denominational. The most certainly do, and I will speak truth to power. You will not silence me.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fine go ahead and downplay childrape

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

What do you think I’m talking about? Legos?

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Lol damn. "To pop" would also work.