this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't know why, bit the arms are always hard."

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww

[–] MyFairJulia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How many knees?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Also known as Handsy Lindsay

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

She’s returned to monke.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

You've heard of daddy long legs, now get ready for mommy long arms!

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago
[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IKEA is now closed. Please leave the store.

[–] NetchytheNetch@feddit.it 8 points 2 years ago

My arms are too long.

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Imagine not having to bend your knees to tie your shoelaces.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Slender woman. Slander mans hot ex wife.

LMAO

[–] Slow@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

For people with long arms

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, she’s a 10 all right, she has those arms that just go for days

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

She had legs up to here, and arms down to there!

[–] iegod@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hand looks ok, arms however...

[–] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

They're really getting out of reach.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Oh, I'd say it's hARMless.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

That’s how you win an arms race.

[–] Spoilt@jlai.lu 3 points 2 years ago

Les bras m'en tombent.

If only this pun was translatable into English

[–] cluelessafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Feels like a Silent Hill monster. Long arms reaching from the mist reaching out to strangle me...

[–] Endorkend@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I have varicose veins on my legs and I'd love to have arms like that because they itch a lot.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Return to monke

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

My son playing gorilla tag.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

At least people lost their hyper fixation on symmetry

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

"For the Slenderperson in your life."

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's on like Donkey Kong

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 years ago

Girls touch their shins all the time.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

AI-generated mannequin