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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I like pissing in a toilet right after it's been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It's like I'm doing chemistry, but with my penis.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wait, your not meant to do chemistry with your penis?

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weirdly, it's only ever in one toilet too

You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger's renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.

If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor

[–] awesome_person@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

🟣🟣 LEAN 🟣🟣

[–] FIST_FILLET@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

i can't tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Grimace piss

[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I hate it when my pee smeal

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

THE PEE BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER