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submitted 8 months ago by Joleee@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

In a recent alarming incident, the Phoenix Police Department has arrested 35-year-old William Hill in connection with the use of a laser pointer against a commercial aircraft. The episode unfolded shortly before 5:30 p.m. on Thursday, with reports indicating that Hill was targeting planes as they prepared to land at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport.

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[-] Thrashy@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What in the generative AI nonsense is that header image? A mysterious man is lasering the moon, while his crotch ray attacks a low-flying jet and another beam shoots from his briefcase towards parts unknown, and a confusing late-night aerobatic demonstration takes place in the background?

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

It seems like you’re challenging the journalistic quality of the bastion that is newsbreak.com.

[-] Lophostemon@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!

[-] Cynicivity@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Ugh now I have Crotch Ray stuck in my head

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago

Crotch ray!

You don't have to blind those pilots tonight!

Shoot the planes for funnies,

You don't care if it's wrong or ifs it's right.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The new American dick-laser. It’s a super weapon five times more destructive than the death star

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

If anyone invented a dick laser, it would certainly be us.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Us (the us) or Russia.

We both have the qualities necessary to think that were a good idea.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Can't wait for the movie! 🤣

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

“In brightest day, in blackest night, ..."

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Good, fuck that asshole.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

"Hey let's try to blind the people piloting large metal objects hundreds or thousands of feet in the air, potentially causing a crash! I always have the best ideas."

Driving the Aerial Bacon away with laser pointers only works if you have dozens of people participating. Otherwise you're just shining a beacon at the people inside, straight from your own hand.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago

That's a paddlin'

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

How do they track down who was shining it?

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

It's shockingly easy to get a location on a really bright, stationary, directed beam of light.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

If you are pointing with it, it is literally pointing back at you

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Right but in the dark you can only see a general area below you unless you're already close to the ground. And even then all you have to do is....not be standing in the same place for hours at a time

[-] psy32nd@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

LuL. I just cancelled today's laser to helecop game

[-] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 1 points 8 months ago

File this under FAFO.

Dusts off hands

Pack it up, were done here.

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