If I ever run for office, I'm running thirty of these sweepstakes. Just gonna spend an entire month doing vacation activities with random donors and get 0.5% of the vote

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Dudes rock

[–] Mokey@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The bird has more human eyes than him

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

The bird is a predator by nature, Kennedy is a predator by choice. It makes all the difference

[–] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I still don't know what this guy is about tbh

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

He has an -FK in his name therefore he is based and smart and against the deep state because he is, okay? Don’t question it.

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

he's just Biden but for the woo-woo anti-vax crystal moms

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

He's actually surprisingly woke on foreign policy, he wants to reduce US military presence globally and blames US/NATO for the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

somehow being into falconry is tge least weird thing about him

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I thought the F stood for Fortnite

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, let him cook

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I don't know anything about RFK, but I'd fuck with a falcon for a day and return to chapo dot ppb slash badposting to talk about his dog shit politics

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

falconry and conversation

Oh come on.

[–] davel@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Why would I do that when I can meet with UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance 𓅃?

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[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Biden, Trump, RFK - falconry, marry, kill?

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kill Biden, Marry and then kill trump in bed, Falconry and kill RFK in a "hunting accident"

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

That falcon's name?

Sirhan Harvey Oswald

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

I saw several videos recommended on YouTube from his channel. One of them was something like “I will buy you a house” or something like that. I thought they were real estate scam ads until I saw the channel name

[–] squirrel@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

🐿️ = 🚫🦜

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Man of the people

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

What the FUCK is going on w his eyeballs.