I don't wanna work.
I just wanna bang on your num all day.
And they tell you to get into sex work if you wanna fuck all day.
But then it's your job, and you don't wanna work.
You know, it really is like all work.
You sell your time to do something the buyer wants. And if the buyer is willing to pay for it, chances are it requires effort beyond an enjoyable amount
Hey babe, can I taiko your tatsujin
Remember the last episode of The Late Late Show where Craig did a moving rendition of Keep Banging Your Mum with tons of cameos of celebrities banging moms? Such a beautiful final sign-off 🥲
Didn’t know you were into dead chicks, but I’m not one to kink shame.
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