97xBang

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[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hyello, Russian hackeЯs of Internet Research Agency. I use iPhone Plus for Lyemmikov. Please and spaceeba, ya blaka. Kak de la!

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 46 points 3 days ago

I can't imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a "nothing can phase me" dance video during a real live coup.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 9 points 3 days ago

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven't laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can't rn

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 2 points 4 days ago

lol, I get that part, but how can they assess the presence of weapons if it's blurred.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 6 points 4 days ago

I believe ✌👽

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 2 points 4 days ago

You are welcome

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 3 points 4 days ago

I was there when he told me, a stranger he met at the Applebee's Bar that night after he was hitting on my 8-month pregnant wife then tried to pretend he wasn't after she introduced me to him as her husband, the story while he was drunk.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when I saw a Mountain Spring Water filling station ornamented with a picture of a snow-capped mountain at a Wal-Mart about 500 miles from the nearest mountain and nearly 2k miles from the nearest snow-capped mountain. The thing had pipes out the back going into the wall. That was straight city water that maybe that dispenser filtered a little more if it was properly maintained.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 6 points 4 days ago

And you don't want to accept it because that would mean disappointment again.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, I'm being silly.

Isn't a counterexample just one datum? Even though its only one case, it's still science.

FTFM

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