[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You don't have to tell me. My parents were teachers.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Less people.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You are entirely too smart to waste your genius on the internet.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you. I appreciate what you're saying about objective truth, because objective is still subjective.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

That fox could hear your balls drop a mile away.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I have come to really dislike Anthony Mackie. Specifically his acting.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I can't wait for you to learn about the retro encabulator. https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w?si=w-7lwyxCwsl4NpLR

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Yahoo Finance is not the place I would expect to hear this news from.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago

I've never had sex with a prostitute. That's not to say that I didn't spend the night with one. After the love of my life passed away I went to a world famous brothel a few miles from my house and met a few girls and picked one. She reminded me of her, and so I paid her a lot of money to hold me and snuggle with me and let me cry. Honestly I think that was far more intimate than fucking.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

fucking golf clap

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He passed away a couple years ago, but his legacy lives on in his videos. Enjoy!

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However, despite her 14 years, I am certain her only mission in her remaining years is to make me question my sanity.

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My partner's partner,

Drives me crazy,

Whirlwind of need,

Driving in and driving out,

Driving me in, driving me out.

I don't know what to do about,

About this partner,

Breath in, breathe out,

Stick it out.

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Edit: I'm pretty sure that I made a mistake here, in that I tried to use my main credentials to sign in and transfer, but I actually bought the lifetime on a different account. The likelihood that I confused myself with my paranoia is likely high.

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At first, when I watched it, I thought it was absolutely ridiculous that Starfleet engineers built spark and flame generators into the Discovery's bridge, but thinking about it, given that you have inertial dampers and other things that minimize or completely eliminate the physical feeling you would receive from the ship receiving damage, having visceral feedback mechanisms that are not themselves all that inherently dangerous to give more physical cues to the ship taking damage actually makes sense. At least, that's my head canon I'm choosing to go with.

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I dare you.

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Is it now a Hollywood tradition to make really shitty movies set in Oahu?

Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy watching this movie but holy fuck is it bad. The premise is nonsensical, the jingoism is super over the top. Is this meant to be a satire?

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